My husband and I were chuckling over a recent bag of hate e-mail sent to my super-secret base of operations ("The word is 'cretin.' If you're going to threaten me, at least do it right."), when he suggested I answer a few. Never one to risk giving away my spoofed IP address, I agreed to put some responses here:
Q. You're going to hell. Just hope God has a sense of humor.
A. She does. Just look at the duckbilled platypus, the Roman Catholic Church, and broccoli.
Q. Why do you pick on VITA so much? What did they ever do to you?
A. Aside from corrupting the IT landscape for decades to come, proliferating incompetence and 'good-ol-boy networks, lying outright to save their own hides while good workers wither and die, and simply not knowing what the heck they're doing, they once cut me off on the interstate. I hate that.
Q. YOU SEEM TO BE AGAINST A LOT OF THINGS. ARE YOU FOR ANYTHING?
A. I'm for removing the CAPS LOCK key from computers.
Q. I know who you are!
A. No you don't.
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