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Q. Is my name really theShadow?
A. No. It's actually Senator Palpatine, but you can call me Lamont Cranston.
Q. Why are you hiding behind a fake name?
A. I don't want to get fired. And, of course, to know one's true name is to give the knower power over the named. I learned that in D&D.
Q. Can I e-mail you some personal threats?
A. If you really MUST e-mail me, use shadowinstrument@yahoo.com. It's not my account, so be nice. I just crack into it every now and then to see if there's anything worth reading.
